Apr 8, 2019 at 6:59am UTC
<Act offended, play dumb>
Apr 8, 2019 at 7:24am UTC
<doesn't read anything on the entire page of posts before this>
<posts based solely on thread title>
Apr 8, 2019 at 8:44am UTC
<fish love lightly scorched bait; story about number of fish caught using flamed bait>
Apr 8, 2019 at 9:29am UTC
<fish hate lightly scorched bait; story about how I've caught fewer fish using flamed bait compared to non flamed bait omits the fact that I only play fishing games and don't fish irl >
Apr 8, 2019 at 9:30am UTC
<poke the bear again...see if it's still angry>
Apr 8, 2019 at 9:44am UTC
<bear goes in rage>
<bear plays dead to avoid bear rage>
Apr 8, 2019 at 9:46am UTC
<poking bears is animal abuse>
<calls PETA>
Apr 8, 2019 at 9:55am UTC
<shoot the bear with the 'I'm telling the admin ' gun>
Apr 8, 2019 at 10:03am UTC
<ricochet! well that didn't work!>
<would you like to use the 'please sympathize for me' gun instead?>
Apr 8, 2019 at 11:56am UTC
<injects the NRA Amendment into the anti-gun control thread>
</spanish inquisition>
Apr 8, 2019 at 1:19pm UTC
<Also, [your favorite book|movie|band] is garbage.>
Apr 8, 2019 at 4:58pm UTC
<Questions everyone's intelligence and level of knowledge, proceeds to write a summary of everything wrong with the forum>
<Leaves phone number at the end hoping a girl will think his intelligence is attractive>
Apr 9, 2019 at 12:47am UTC
<hi. I am a girl programmer that has been lurking. My friends and I have been laughing at you lot. JSYK, we wrote your number in gay bathroom stalls in NYC.>
Apr 9, 2019 at 12:56am UTC
<girl programmers have cooties!>
Apr 9, 2019 at 10:01am UTC
<something about spoonlicking>
Apr 9, 2019 at 4:34pm UTC
<compleate collection of metal, plastic, and wooden spoons>
Apr 10, 2019 at 2:54am UTC
<children should not be vaccinated and the earth is flat>
Apr 10, 2019 at 3:15am UTC
<Reality is just a dream of a drunken sailor>
Apr 10, 2019 at 6:12am UTC
<Cries and has knife to cut wrists but waits for people to watch and try to stop him first>
Apr 10, 2019 at 7:58am UTC
<doesn't stop him to see whether he would actually do it>