LolCats and LolCode

Aug 21, 2011 at 11:20pm
What are your opinions on LolCats?
Do you like it or do you hate it?
Do you like the LolCats bible?
Do you speak fluent LolCats?
Do you know LolCode?
Any opinions welcomed.
Last edited on Aug 21, 2011 at 11:20pm
Aug 21, 2011 at 11:28pm
ohai! can has overused meme? kthxbai.
Aug 21, 2011 at 11:41pm
Okay which meme do you like.
Aug 21, 2011 at 11:44pm
I like lolcats, but that meme is so tired and beaten at this point. :P
Aug 22, 2011 at 1:15am
:-)

I'd not heard of LolCode before, but I see it's keeping up with the times!

lolcode-dot-net
http://code.google.com/p/lolcode-dot-net/

Andy
Aug 23, 2011 at 2:41am
closed account (zwA4jE8b)
and all your base are belong to us.
wtf is this junk?
Aug 23, 2011 at 3:18am
I'd not heard of LolCode before, but I see it's keeping up with the times!

Or perhaps not. Take a look at the timestamps of the latest posts on their official forum:
http://forum.lolcode.com/

LolCode looks hilarious:

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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
     UP VAR!!1
     VISIBLE VAR
     IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE


though it may be more gratifying to program in Shakespearean:

Prime Number Computation in Copenhagen.

Romeo, a young man of Verona.
Juliet, a young woman.
Hamlet, a temporary variable from Denmark.
The Ghost, a limiting factor (and by a remarkable coincidence also
Hamlet's father).


Act I: Interview with the other side.

Scene I: At the last hour before dawn.

[Enter the Ghost and Juliet]

The Ghost:
You pretty little warm thing! Thou art as prompt as the difference
between the square of thyself and your golden hair. Speak your mind.

Juliet:
Listen to your heart!

[Exit the Ghost]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
Thou art as sweet as a sunny summer's day!


Act II: Determining divisibility.

Scene I: A private conversation.

Juliet:
Art thou more cunning than the Ghost?

Romeo:
If so, let us proceed to scene V.

[Exit Romeo]

[Enter Hamlet]

Juliet:
You are as villainous as the square root of Romeo!

Hamlet:
You are as lovely as a red rose.

Scene II: Questions and the consequences thereof.

Juliet:
Am I better than you?

Hamlet:
If so, let us proceed to scene III.

Juliet:
Is the remainder of the quotient between Romeo and me as good as
nothing?

Hamlet:
If so, let us proceed to scene IV.
Thou art as bold as the sum of thyself and a roman.

Juliet:
Let us return to scene II.

Scene III: Romeo must die!

[Exit Hamlet]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
Open your heart.

[Exit Juliet]

[Enter Hamlet]

Romeo:
Thou art as rotten as the difference between nothing and the sum of a
snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad!
Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

[Enter Juliet]

Scene IV: One small dog at a time.

[Exit Hamlet]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
Thou art as handsome as the sum of thyself and my chihuahua!
Let us return to scene I.

Scene V: Fin.

[Exeunt]


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare_(programming_language)
Aug 23, 2011 at 1:24pm
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I'd not heard of LolCode before, but I see it's keeping up with the times!

Or perhaps not. Take a look at the timestamps of the latest posts on their official forum:
http://forum.lolcode.com/ 


Well, 2007 doesn't seem that old to me! I just meant that locode had made it to dotnet.

Someone, somewhere might even be working on its successor : uplol!!1code
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