funny variable names...

[Manga]

A bit immature I know but these make me laugh.

for star trek fans there is
int erPrize;

what about these
long dong; bool schitt;

I want to here your funny variable names.

[Disch]

I think the best one I saw was on these forums a while back. Don't remember who brought it up:

struct ByLightning
{
 ...
};

EDIT:

For the anime dorks:

char Aznable;

[N36fSL3A]

I don't know. Maybe bool ean;

It's horrible, I know.

[Script Coder]

I have a really crude one:
long long dick

EDIT:
Fredbill, this is about as funny:
int eger

[N36fSL3A]

[sarcasm]That's pretty funny.[/sarcasm]

[Manga]

long timeNoSee;


bool dozer;

When programmers get bored it isn't pretty.

You know when I was younger I used to play Magic the Gathering and Dungeons and Dragons. But I decided that I couldn't be a nerd forever. Now I'm into cool hobbies like video game programming!

[a967Bytes]

bool ean;

*_*

EDIT:

or

Char Acter;

*_*

[S G H]

That's as obvious as
float ing_point;

[a967Bytes]

//stop
          int errupting;
                                 //me 

[AbstractionAnon]

Not C++, but from the equaivalent of a switch statement in another language:
case of_coors

[Daleth]

When FredBill had that paradox thread, I was tempted to write this as response to his post:
"Time for a new paradox?"

paradox *_time;
for(int I(0); I < INFINITY; ++I){
    _time = new paradox();
   delete _time;
}

Edit:
On hindsight, I think it sounded better in my head.

[sargon94]

I nominate myself as crudest one yet:
auto erotic_asphyxiation;

[Disch]

@sargon94: That's not nearly as crude as the two the OP gave.

[N36fSL3A]

case closed;

[firedraco]

new WorldFool;

Woo references.

[S G H]

Dedicated to Win8 users

switch(to_windows_7)

[Mathhead200]

I often do stupid stuff like:

T *arr, *brr;
string str, ttr;

I laughed so much at this one, and I can't explain to anyone around me why: http://xkcd.com/1188

Come to think of it, why isn't there a class English to go along with class Math...?

[1yR4jE8b]

Dedicated to Win8 users
switch(to_linux)

fixed

[m4ster r0shi]

double penetration;

[HarryNewgas]

int ernal_bleeding
What?