Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory goes that beer contains female hormones and that drinking it turns men into women.
To test this, 50 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologise when obviously wrong.