How dishonest do you think I am? If I didn't want to say what happened, I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't make something up when no one even asked in the first place.
Oh, man. Look at the time. I spent all night reading old posts (fun facts: Return 0 joined three days before me and I posted my UTF-8 decoder three days before Duoas posted his) and now I only have time for like 4 hours of sleep. Good thing even just 3 hours is enough to keep me sane.