C++ tattoo's?

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Apr 20, 2011 at 11:48am
Hi!

I've been thinking a lot about getting some more tattoos made. While searching for potential designs, I had a crazy thought; why not get a C++ tattoo :D? I know what your thinking, super cool huh!

Sadly after having searched the net there doesn't seem to be too many out there, so I just wanted to ask if anyone had seen any such tattoos or maybe you guys could share a few ideas of your own!

I thought about getting Lnk: 2019 or maybe #include <iostream> .

Any ideas?
Apr 20, 2011 at 12:14pm
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It's not C++ but one of the geekiest tattoo's that I have seen was

</head>
<body>


across the back of the neck.
Apr 20, 2011 at 1:31pm
Since I don't like tattoos I'd say get "segfault" tattooed across your forehead =)
Apr 20, 2011 at 1:38pm
This reminds me of Charles Petzold's tattoo. http://www.charlespetzold.com/bio.html

C++ tattoo, I don't know. I don't think it's cool to tattoo code, but "C++" will be cool I guess depending on the font style.
Apr 20, 2011 at 2:23pm
@Grey Wolf: I've seen that one a few times, I did think it looked pretty cool but people by the thousands probably have it by now. I was looking for something a little more unique.

@ultifinitus: haha, thanks for the suggestion facial tattoo never struck me as being too classy ;) Although the comedic value of having "segfault" tattooed some where rather than a yellow smiley face does appeal to me!

@blackcoder41: I looked and saw the picture on the link you gave and to be honest, I lol'ed a little. Thanks for the suggestion, I thought about getting C++ tattooed but there something quite unappealing about it, I just can't seem articulate it into words.

I saw a picture of a guy with: int main() { return 0; } tattooed which I thought looked pretty smart.

Just had a flash! What about using namespace AWSOME;?
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Apr 20, 2011 at 5:21pm
#include <brain>

on your forehead xD
Apr 20, 2011 at 5:45pm
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Just had a flash! What about using namespace AWSOME;?


I would hate to have a tatoo with a typo...
Apr 20, 2011 at 9:15pm
@xander333: LOL! I would be lying if I said I didn't see that one coming!

@darlestfright: hehe, when I was writing that my boss was walking towards my desk so I had to type fast! :D

hmm, this is probably the reason why people don't have programming tattoos, because there arn't any real options! I've still got another 2 weeks before I go to the tattoo parlor, so hopefully I'll find something.

There must be something out there worth the pain!
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Apr 20, 2011 at 9:19pm
I want to get a tattoo of my face, on my face, just a centimeter to the left. I will then stand outside of movie theaters playing 3D movies, and ruin peoples lives.


edit: also for a programmers tat, I want this tattoo'd across my upper back:

 
while(!(succeed=try());
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Apr 20, 2011 at 9:23pm
^^ ROFL!

@Seraphimsan: Awfully elaborate, but effective none the less.
Apr 20, 2011 at 9:38pm
I want to get a tattoo of my face, on my face, just a centimeter to the left. I will then stand outside of movie theaters playing 3D movies, and ruin peoples lives.


lol. That's a neat idea.

Although I'm pretty sure the only life you'd ruin is your own. XD
Apr 21, 2011 at 9:50am
Seraphimsan said:
while(!(succeed=try());
@Seraphimsan: I was thinking along a similar vein.

On the subject of 3D, I wish Milla Jovovich would do a movie in 3D: http://www.zombiewatchnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/milla-jovovich-resident-evil.jpg
Apr 21, 2011 at 10:21am
So this guy gets a job in a new 100 story building. His first day he rides the elevator to find his office.

On the first floor a beautiful blonde girl greets him from the elevator door:
"Do you want to have sex with me, or do you want to succeed?"
"I want to succeed!"
"Then go up!"

... and so on - on each floor a beautiful girl offers him sex, or to succeed - all the way to floor 99.

On the 99^th floor a beautiful brunette girl greets him:
"Do you want to have sex with me, or do you want to succeed?"
"I want to succeed!"
"Then go up!"

On the 100^th floor he is confronted with a sweaty, huge, fat man, naked from the waist down, armed with a bat. With a threatening voice the fat man says:

"I am Cede, now suck!"
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Apr 21, 2011 at 11:33am
While that IS hilarious...I don't see the connection to this thread.
Apr 21, 2011 at 11:36am
It describes the dangers of success wanting to succeed... thought it appropriate in view of some of the tatoo suggestions...
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Apr 21, 2011 at 11:43am
hah, alright, yea I see what you mean :P
Apr 21, 2011 at 12:27pm
tition wrote:
"I am Cede, now suck!"
R.O.F.L.!!!

The most important moral of this story is:
never refused a beautiful blonde girl!!
Apr 21, 2011 at 3:36pm
Could you not just have sex with all of them and keep going up?
Apr 21, 2011 at 4:42pm
Ideally yes, you could. But then you throw a whole plethora of bad into the equation. After a certain point the spirit will still be willing, but your body will be spongy and bruised. Plus even if you can continue, there's the issue of STDs and the like. Needless to say, having sex with all of them is a bad idea.
Apr 21, 2011 at 4:47pm
Besides, if you keep going up, you'll meet Cede in the end, no matter what you get up to on the way...
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