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What Type Of Humour Do You Have?
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Mar 30, 2011 at 4:46pmclosed account (zb0S216C)
For me, it's sarcasm, facial expressions, and voice acting.
Mar 30, 2011 at 5:41pm
Either grey wolf's sense of humor is sarcasm or he really does have none.
Mar 30, 2011 at 7:52pm
If Grey Wolf has a sense of humor then I'm an albatross!
-Albatross
-Albatross
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Mar 30, 2011 at 7:56pmclosed account (1yR4jE8b)
Witty sarcasm mostly, or at least I like to think that I'm somewhat witty ;) Although sometimes I can go a bit overboard...
Mar 30, 2011 at 8:11pm
The type of humor that puts a smile on my face when reading these kind of things:
I like irony and sarcasm best, but will - mostly - go with anything.
| If Grey Wolf has a sense of humor then I'm an albatross! |
I like irony and sarcasm best, but will - mostly - go with anything.
Mar 30, 2011 at 8:14pmclosed account (z05DSL3A)
1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?
2nd Eskimo: Alaska
1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself!
2nd Eskimo: Alaska
1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself!
Mar 30, 2011 at 8:29pm
New favorite joke.
Clocks in Heaven
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Clocks in Heaven
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Mar 30, 2011 at 8:39pm
LOL +1 ultifinitus
I would like to think my humour is dryness/sarcasm, but I am probably deluding myself...
And of course, given that this is a C++ forum, C++ jokes in particular are also rather good, though I don't have many friends who'd get them ;)
I would like to think my humour is dryness/sarcasm, but I am probably deluding myself...
And of course, given that this is a C++ forum, C++ jokes in particular are also rather good, though I don't have many friends who'd get them ;)
Mar 30, 2011 at 9:04pm
If you consider the purview of humour as a spectrum of wit ranging from 0 to 10 with 10 being the wittiest and 0 being witless, I like 10 and 0 and nothing in between.
Mar 30, 2011 at 9:06pm
Lol I have never really used Java so I'm not sure I get it :( Is KnockKnock some kind of networking library?
Also, from C++ Jokes on Twitter:
"C++. When friends have access to your private members."
Also, from C++ Jokes on Twitter:
"C++. When friends have access to your private members."
Mar 30, 2011 at 9:20pm
cheesy one liners.
I was working in burger king and andrew lloyd webber walked in and asked for two whoppers. I said you're good looking and your musicals are great.
I was working in burger king and andrew lloyd webber walked in and asked for two whoppers. I said you're good looking and your musicals are great.
Mar 30, 2011 at 10:08pm
Ya know you the new movie The Sourcecode, well I can't wait till the sequal comes out:
The Compiler, and if they want to make many more maybe it will be The I.D.E.
Ha ha ha... been waiting days to tell that to somone who would get it!
The Compiler, and if they want to make many more maybe it will be The I.D.E.
Ha ha ha... been waiting days to tell that to somone who would get it!
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Mar 30, 2011 at 10:20pm| The Sourcecode |
Talking about Source Code? Seemed like a funny movie, too bad it doesn't make too much sense.
Mar 30, 2011 at 10:37pm| Talking about Source Code? |
Thats the one! Even if that joke wasn't funny I'm still gonna tell it just to create those awkward moments when no one gets the joke, but yourself of course.
Mar 30, 2011 at 11:54pmclosed account (iw0XoG1T)
I once watched Andy Kaufman wrestle a women on SNL to prove male superiority, I was aghast. The next day I explained what I saw to a friend at work, half-way through my story of what I had seen the night before my friend began laughing and I realized Andy had got me again.
I can tell Andy stories again and again and they are still funny. I really can't think of another performer who created situations which are funny over and over again years after they happened.
When Andy died I didn't believe it--he made is own death funny. There are still people today that claim Andy did not die and that it is just an elaborate put-on.
I can tell Andy stories again and again and they are still funny. I really can't think of another performer who created situations which are funny over and over again years after they happened.
When Andy died I didn't believe it--he made is own death funny. There are still people today that claim Andy did not die and that it is just an elaborate put-on.
Mar 31, 2011 at 9:15pm
Oh yes - my other sort of 'humour' is reciting verbatim Monty Python and such ;)
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