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Your mother is so fat...
Jan 18, 2011 at 2:30pm
I like Faster Pussycat's answer (anyone remember them???)
(Ok, not referring to mothers specifically)
She's so fat she has her own zip code |
(Ok, not referring to mothers specifically)
Jan 18, 2011 at 4:45pm
hmm, I'm not good at these. how about
...her scale solves limit 1/x as x approaches 0
-- edit... changed "can solve the" to "solves"
...her scale solves limit 1/x as x approaches 0
-- edit... changed "can solve the" to "solves"
Last edited on Jan 18, 2011 at 4:47pm
Jan 18, 2011 at 5:40pm
... they've classified her as the tenth planet in the solar system ?
... she has her own moon?
... she has her own moon?
Jan 18, 2011 at 6:42pm| ... she has her own moon? |
... the solar system actually orbits around HER.
Jan 18, 2011 at 9:43pm
... she collapsed into a black hole.
... McDonald's pays her to not eat there.
... an infinite precision number data type that tried to store her mass took up several geopbytes.
... calculating her diameter would take longer than the universe will last.
... she ate Andromeda.
... McDonald's pays her to not eat there.
... an infinite precision number data type that tried to store her mass took up several geopbytes.
... calculating her diameter would take longer than the universe will last.
... she ate Andromeda.
Jan 18, 2011 at 9:59pm
...She needs to pay taxes in three different countries.
...She falls out of the bed on two sides.
Please tell me what you think of 'em :D
...She falls out of the bed on two sides.
Please tell me what you think of 'em :D
Jan 18, 2011 at 10:01pm| PiMaster wrote: |
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| ... she collapsed into a black hole. ... McDonald's pays her to not eat there. |
I WONDER WHY?!?
-Albatross
Last edited on Jan 18, 2011 at 10:02pm
Jan 18, 2011 at 10:22pm
I originally thought the point of this was to make computer related yo' momma jokes, not just yo' momma jokes.
... when she was younger she tripped and fell. We call the imprint she left "The Grand Canyon".
... when she was younger she tripped and fell. We call the imprint she left "The Grand Canyon".
Jan 18, 2011 at 10:47pm
That's more like it Kyon, I was after some nerdy jokes when I started this post not generic ones =P
Jan 18, 2011 at 11:15pmclosed account (z05DSL3A)
...she makes bloatware look like a speed daemon.
...she needs upgrading to NTFS.
...she needs upgrading to NTFS.
Last edited on Jan 18, 2011 at 11:36pm
Jan 19, 2011 at 12:32amclosed account (3hM2Nwbp)
...that she invalidated all existing BigInteger implementations.
...that when she uses an x86 machine the V flag (overflow) gets stuck true.
...that she needs multiple handles for Windows to manage her.
...that a copy constructor suddenly seems like a very bad idea.
...that it's no use checking her for self-assignment because an overflow is bound to happen anyway.
...that your compiler started crying when you declared her inline.
...that you come to the realization that the calling convention `fastcall` is relative.
...that the message of the bad_alloc that's throw while trying to allocate her is "Yeah Right"
...that she got stuck in the port while trying to send her over the network.
...that cloud computing doesn't even scratch the surface.
...that the standards committee was forced to update limits.h
...that when she uses an x86 machine the V flag (overflow) gets stuck true.
...that she needs multiple handles for Windows to manage her.
...that a copy constructor suddenly seems like a very bad idea.
...that it's no use checking her for self-assignment because an overflow is bound to happen anyway.
...that your compiler started crying when you declared her inline.
...that you come to the realization that the calling convention `fastcall` is relative.
...that the message of the bad_alloc that's throw while trying to allocate her is "Yeah Right"
...that she got stuck in the port while trying to send her over the network.
...that cloud computing doesn't even scratch the surface.
...that the standards committee was forced to update limits.h
Last edited on Jan 19, 2011 at 2:02am
Jan 19, 2011 at 12:40am| I like Faster Pussycat's answer (anyone remember them???) |
Of cuz I remember them but it seems they only produce 3, 4 albums before they "vanish". Unfortunately for them, that was also the same time GnR appear dwarfing them in sales and fame. I also like Cinderella Long Cold Winter album is classic in my eyes :P
My gosh today I check they are still around albeit with some changes in lineup though. Warrant, Quiet Riot, Ratt, Lynch Mob, Skid Row, Whitesnake etc etc. It is the 80's all over again! Now time to dig their mp3 somewhere in my house :P
Jan 19, 2011 at 12:48am
--- passing her by reference is the same as passing her by value.
Jan 19, 2011 at 4:43am
... the preprocessor starts crying when you
#include "yomama.h"
Jan 19, 2011 at 11:24am| ...that she got stuck in the port while trying to send her over the network. |
Lol'd.
...that deallocating will most likely clear your entire RAM.