Your mother is so fat...

[quirkyusername]

...the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow

[m4ster r0shi]

...trying to implement her as a singleton causes a compilation error.

[ultifinitus]

...Her virtual memory constantly takes over all three of her hard drives.

[Computergeek01]

... when we tried finding her belt size the antivirus thought it was a fork bomb.

EDIT: ...when we tried to find her weight the cloud black listed us for a DoS attack.

[Seraphimsan]

... we had to implement Oort cloud computing to find her BMI

[wolfgang]

... by the time she can turn 360 degrees, my computer finishes calculating two infinite loops.

[Albatross]

...that to boost your own egos which were devastated by your having fat moms, you had to go and make fun of other peoples' moms.

-Albatross

[Seraphimsan]

I like to boost my ego. with the appropriate header file and linkage I can boost near anything :D

[Albatross]

How did I know a Boost joke was going to come as a direct reply to my comment? >_>

-Albatross

[Seraphimsan]

I'd be surprised if you hadn't

[PiMaster]

... her BMI is larger than graham's number to the power of itself.

[m4ster r0shi]

... Chuck Norris actually needs two roundhouse kicks to bring her down.

[wolfgang]

... when she tiptoes around she wakes my computer from sleep.

[ultifinitus]

... She thought an HD TV was an iPhone...

[Disch]

... Chuck Norris actually needs two roundhouse kicks to bring her down.

I think we have a winner.

XD

[Albatross]

Disch wrote:

I think we have a winner.

I thought PiMaster won on this one. Do you have any idea how big Graham's number is? Even someone as overblown as Chuck Norris couldn't compute the given figure.

-Albatross

[thepedestrian]

For me, it's a tie between quirkyusername and wolfgang.

[Disch]

Even someone as overblown as Chuck Norris couldn't compute the given figure.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to compute anything. He can just give it a dirty look and it would shrink.

[wolfgang]

Hell, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks whole numbers into fractions.

[Duthomhas]

Careful m4ster r0shi, only Chuck Norris messes with Chuck Norris.

[obligatory link]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjuLxyo-p4

[edit]Posted better video