If you'd put Embaratron instead of Embaratross you could be that Transformer that's never in any of the episodes because he makes awkward situations by saying and doing embarassing things.
Last time I went to daycare, all the other Pokemon made fun of me :( I'd go again to give them what-for, but I'm only level 8; I still only know SPLASH :(
Poor thing, the way things are currently, you may consider suicide. .. Drowning, anybody?
I can't drown, I'm a fish. The only way I could drown is by staying still in still water for too long; but the water I'm in is running so there's no way I can drown myself.
Not understanding pokemon I have been unable to follow this conversation; but last night my wife, who also goes by the name of grandma, informed me that pokemon videos are no longer welcome in our house because they are too violent.
I fear that pokemon has done irreconcilable damage to your psyche and may have turned all of you into blood thirsty militant freaks--just saying.
Megatron: Brother, I was blind. Let's put an end to this futile war.
Optimus Prime: I'm glad your eyes are finally open, brother. Let's make peace.
Embaratron: You guys aren't gonna start sucking at each other's dicks, are you? :D
Director: CUT! Come here, you little piece of shit, I want a word with you...
Hmmm... It's a good question. Being an asshole fits a decepticon's description. On the other hand, being an asshole at such an extreme degree would raise survivability issues if you're in the bad guys' team.