Fun with typedefs

[wtf]

Some might think this post belongs in a different forum because I am asking for help. But I thought that it might be inappropriate there, heck its probably inapropriate here for that matter. I thought it would be best to place it where there's not as much chance a student or someone will find it browsing for help with their homework. That being said I feel I should point out that anything I post here is very mild in comparison to just the name even of 'brainfuck', which is another issue all in itself.

So anyways... Why won't my code compile?

typedef unsigned Ive;
typedef long got, a;
typedef int big;

int main()
{
    Ive got a big dick;
    return 0;
}

I get the following error:

error: 'got' does not name a type.

[helios]

'unsigned long int' is considered a single token. You can't do something like

typedef unsigned u;
typedef long l;
typedef int i;

u l i a;

[Bazzy]

You can do it with #define

[wtf]

Edit: Never mind I spotted the semi colon.

#define Ive unsigned
#define got long
#define a long
#define big int;
int main()
{
    Ive got a big dick;
    return 0;
}

line 7: error: redeclaration of c++ built in type 'long'
line 7: error: 'dick' was not declared in the scope.

however, if I leave everything as is but change line 7 to:

Ive got a dick;

It compiles fine.

[ne555]

ISO C++ doesn't support long long