Finally found the source code for your mom...

[Grust697]

I never thought it would happen. After years of datamining, after years of hard work, finally, I found the source code for your mom...

  #include<iostream>
#include<cmath>
#include<Windows.h>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
	int momweight;
	momweight = 1000;
	cout << "Your mom weighs: " << momweight << " pounds!\n";
	Sleep(500);
	momweight = momweight + 1;
	while (momweight > 1) {
		cout << "Now your mom weighs: " << momweight << " pounds!\n";
		momweight = momweight + 1;
		Sleep(500);
	}
}

[zapshe]

Sounds like you're projecting, I'm sorry to hear about your mom.

[helios]

Your mom is so fat, even after years of datamining her ass I still haven't found the source.

[zapshe]

Oh yea? Well your mom is so fat, that I created a program to calculate her surface area and the 3ms it took to run is longer than she's ever been without food in her mouth.

[helios]

Well, I was talking to OP, but sure, what the hell.

Your mom is so fat, the people at LIGO have to account for when she shifts in her chair.

[zapshe]

I know ;)

Your mother is so fat, for her to leave the Earth's atmosphere would require two trips.

[Grust697]

Shut up bro, your mom built like a snorlax on crack.

[zapshe]

At least my mother wouldn't eat a dog because it thought it was a burger.

[Grust697]

Bro yo mom lookin like a hot air balloon bro

[zapshe]

Your mom didn't even give birth to you, she just had liposuction and they found you in the fray.

[Grust697]

Touché 😟

[JRManx]

Yo mama is so fat when I started running a program to calculate the size of her caboose, it crashed after a week due to memory limitations.

[Grust697]

Yo fat so mama, balls.

[zapshe]

Yo mama is so fat when I started running a program to calculate the size of her caboose, it crashed after a week due to memory limitations.

That's why my program just outputted infinity directly to the screen, no calculations.

[Grust697]

Dang that’s crazy bro