Things you like.

Sweeeeeeeet MooonSuuugar....

Taylor Rain ;)

TEH INTARENTS.

m4ster r0shi wrote:
Taylor Rain

Wikipedia wrote:
Taylor Rain (born in Long Beach, California) is an American pornographic actress

-sigh-

I'm now glad I didn't search on Google Images (I'm in a public place).

chrisname wrote:
glad I didn't search on Google Images

Just remember to google when you get home :) ;) :)

I am at home... The computer I'm on is in a room with windows which look out over the road and don't have any curtains/blinds.

Bazzy (6281)

Google has image filters

Rotate your monitor.

EDIT: Though I'm not sure you can actually achieve both hiding your screen display and avoiding being seen masturbating.

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lol

@Bazzy,
They don't really work very well.

@m4ster r0shi,
This used to be a nice neighbourhood >:(
But anyway, no, that wouldn't be very easy. Although I could move the monitor down to the floor and sit on the floor where I can't be seen... but that would be suspicious, not to mention impractical.

mcleano (922)

masturbating

I think that's a first on the forum! ... I'll follow by saying vagina lol... :)

Now is the time to change the title of the thread to exemplify the now-work-unsafe nature of the thread.

Maybe change the title to say "Things you like [NSFW]"...

@mcleano,
I think that's the first for the word "masturbating" in particular but it's not the first work-unsafe word at all.

Also, discussion_quality--;

helios (17607)

You could just install some curtains. I mean, who has a window looking out to the street without some kind of privacy-enhancing contraption.

EDIT:

discussion_quality--;

Oh, well, in that case, pretend I added the word "boobies" somewhere in the previous sentence.

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Bazzy (6281)

You can turn off the monitor and print a random image, then you can move to a safer place
Or you can buy a monitor lizard as pet and have fun with that instead that with your hands

@chrisname:

In order not to raise any suspicion, you could take some pillows, tie them to each other with something and place them on your chair in a way that one could easily confuse them with you if seen from outside. A flashlight pointing at the pillow-head would serve well as a screen.

As for the practical problems, well, since nobody has a clue about what you're actually doing, I guess you can take your time to solve them in any means you find appropriate depending on your mood, overall structure of your room, accessories available etc... be creative ;)

Seraphimsan (954)

I like titties....also I like the feel of grain the screams of a man in pain blood coming down like rain showering me! That everlasting thrill during the final kill body dumped in a land fill got off scott free...These are all the little things that make me smile, this is all the stuff that makes life worth while! One day I will eat your brains and it will be great so let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate!

tl;dr I'm a serial killer :D and kudos to who ever gets the reference.

@Seraphimsan:

Please, don't change the subject of the discussion...

who has a window looking out to the street without some kind of privacy-enhancing contraption.

Me, obviously. It's not a bed room, it's just a room that happens to have a computer in it.