<Flamebaity title>

[mycuser]

<please assign a designated driver>

[deleted account xyzzy]

<run over the designated driver multiple times, leaving tire tracks on the body>

[zapshe]

<Sees everything that is happening but doesn't care because he's trying to get attention. Puts knife closer to wrist and screams about how he'll do it>

[deleted account xyzzy]

<do it! do it! jump! jump!>

[Grime]

<came here for educational purposes, asks for more description about how you will cut your wrist>
<takes phone out and starts recording>

<runs out of memory> <help> <;'(>

[deleted account xyzzy]

<we are members of the crack suicide squad from the "Judean People's Front." (Not to be confused with the "People's Front of Judea.">

[zapshe]

<Cries as he drops the knife and runs away a failure and publicly humiliated. Comes back a week later after joining a help group called, "My Life Matters" and starts preaching.>

[367kGNh0]

<Colder's fish>

[Satan]

<what does the fox say>

[deleted account xyzzy]

<The fox says it is a cable news channel, a TV network and a movie studio>

[Grime]

<according to popular belief the fox says...>

<"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!">

<"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!">

<"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!">

<"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!">

<"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!">

<"Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!">

<"A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!">

<"A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!">

<but most importantly>
<he protecc>
<he attacc>
<you'll never come bacc>

[367kGNh0]

<This post has caused me to lose every ounce of respect I had for many. Well atleast all is equal.>

[z05DSL3A]

<It's Friday, Friday>
<Gotta get down on Friday>
<Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend>
<Friday, Friday>
<Gettin' gay on Friday>
<Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend>

< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay4vibEBx4E >