C++ Jokes (new)

[E0p9LyTq]

99 little bugs in the code,

99 bugs in the code.

Fix 1 bug....compile again,

100 little bugs in the code.

[E0p9LyTq]

A bit of CSS humor:

#wife
{
   right:  100%;
   margin: 0;
}

[Manga]

Well, Mr. T walks into a Bar, he'd just say he pity the Foo.

[zapshe]

An optimist would say the glass is half full.
A pessimist would say the glass is half empty.
A programmer would say the glass is twice the needed size.

[MikeyBoy]

A programmer would say the glass is twice the needed size.

... or that it's already reserved some extra capacity in case it needs to store more :)

[Manga]

...we need to invent a dynamic glass that can expand to accommodate more water.

[HealCode]

If Zelda write code, and it compile but ...

It does not work ...

Is that a link problem?

[Manga]

Yes, all of Zelda's difficulties are Link's problem.

[367kGNh0]

A new fun forum, well hello world!