Mar 21, 2015 at 11:45pm UTC
Which has been pretty fun actually, but I've started a collection of Git jokes.
Many of which being about the Fork feature.
Examples including
"Fork? I'd rather spoon."
"Fork? I'd rather clone."
"Fork? I'd rather branch."
Though I'm trying to find a neat way to make a commit joke (committing to the idea has been a challenge though).
That being said, anybody have any jokes about Git?
Mar 22, 2015 at 1:53am UTC
i dont feel comfortable commit ting any jokes to this thread. at the very least provide the origin of your jokes.
Mar 22, 2015 at 11:13am UTC
Bobby. I think you should git the hell out of here
Edit: get*
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Mar 22, 2015 at 2:31pm UTC
TarikNeaj: why don't you make me get out? ill git you so bad... youll wish you hadnt been git ted so bad
Mar 22, 2015 at 4:47pm UTC
Guys, please! No need to fight over your diff erences. Why should you push and pull when you can merge your jokes?
Mar 22, 2015 at 5:46pm UTC
Vomiting? You should run git log to figure out where you caught the bug from.
Mar 22, 2015 at 8:05pm UTC
These jokes are horrible. You all need to commit to git ting lives.
Mar 22, 2015 at 9:09pm UTC
Aw man, I guess you're right. Maybe I should not have init iated this thread...
Mar 23, 2015 at 10:40am UTC
Um... Where did you learn to spell? vomiting? its vomgit ing.
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Mar 24, 2015 at 1:45am UTC
https://xkcd.com/1296/ I was going through the xkcd archive
Mar 24, 2015 at 1:48am UTC
whats xkcd?
/me remembers he needs to git init his current project before he deletes everything out of frustation because fuck c
Mar 24, 2015 at 1:56am UTC
I have to finish up those git lessons.
P/S: Make sure you sanitize your database inputs
Mar 24, 2015 at 2:55am UTC
I saw it too, but I couldn't resist the git init joke.
Plus, I wanted to make a joke that was a git diff erent.
If only I could checkout an earlier version of this thread, but it's not a big deal to merge the ideas now.