I'll just say it flatout... I hate Hollywood. The culture is pretentious, backwards, phoney, and the sludge it produces just seems to be getting more and more predictable, trite, and just all around worse.
I've long said that I will never actually pay to see a movie in theaters again. Furthermore, I don't really understand why people do. I know it's been explained to me in the past on these boards that the "big screen" makes the experience better -- but that doesn't sell me. Putting shit on a bigger screen does not change the fact that it's shit. At least not for me. I need more than that.
If a movie can't hold up on a small screen -- then it's probably a bad movie. Maybe that's short sighted of me. But whatever.
Anyway -- my gripes have mainly been that "all they make are sequels and comic book movies". Nothing really original. But I thought about it and realized that was only my perception -- and that I've been away from movies (and just commercialism in general) for so long that I really didn't know what movies were like anymore. If you asked me to name 5 movies that came out in the last 5 years -- I would seriously struggle with it. I honestly have lost touch.
So maybe my impression is wrong? How can I know?
Well -- I decided to conduct an experiment. Using IMDB, I did a search for "Top Movies of <Year>" and listed the top 10... marking which ones were sequels or comic book movies. Doing every single year would be tedious, so instead I started with 1985 and did it in 5 year increments, and stopping at 2013 (since we're still in 2014, it wouldn't be fair to count it yet).
I decided to create an arbitrary "originality" percentage which would be deducted for sequels, remakes, or comic book movies. Note that "comic book movies" is inclusive of graphic novels, comics, and really anything that has pictures -- but does
not include actual novels (since it does actually take creativity to interpret words and bring them to life -- more than it takes to bring pictures to life).
The general rules are:
- Look at top 10 movies only
- Start at 100%
- Deduct 10% for each movie that falls in the remake, sequel, or comic book category.
- Deduct an additional 5% for each additional category it falls in (ie, comic book sequel would be -15%)
What I found did actually surprise me in some ways. The originality score in later years was much higher than I thought it would be. However, as I expected, it took a serious dive near the birth of the modern internet (which is around when I got fed up with Hollywood) but it actually did somewhat recover!
I might continue this and do each individual year. I find this fascinating
Summary:
1985: 90%
1990: 80%
1995: 75%
2000: 75%
-- birth of modern internet --
2005: 35%
2010: 55%
2013: 70%
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And... the actual movies:
1985 (90%):
1) The Goonies
2) Back to the Future
3) The Breakfast Club
4) Weird Science
5) Clue
6) Legend
7) Brazil
8) St. Elmo's Fire
9) Rambo: First Blood Part 2 [Sequel]
10) The Color Purple
1990 (80%):
1) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [Comic]
2) Goodfellas
3) Total Recall
4) Home Alone
5) The Witches [??? was this a picture book???]
6) Edward Scissorhands
7) Pretty Woman
8) Misery
9) The Godfather Part 3 [Sequel]
10) Ghost
1995 (75%):
1) Seven
2) Twelve Monkeys
3) The Usual Suspects
4) Braveheart
5) Toy Story
6) Clueless
7) Jumanji
8) Casper [Comic]
9) Heat
10) Batman Forever [Comic,Sequel]
2000 (75%):
1) Memento
2) American Psycho
3) Gladiator [Semi-remake of Sparticus -5%]
4) Requiem for a Dream
5) X-Men [Comic]
6) Snatch
7) How the Grinch Stole Christmas [Picture book]
8) The Patriot
9) Remember the Titans
10) Bring it on
2005 (35%):
1) V for Vandetta
2) Batman Begins [Comic, Remake]
3) Sin City [Graphic Novel]
4) Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire [Sequel]
5) Constantine
6) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [Remake]
7) Pride & Prejudice [Remake]
8) Brokeback Mountain
9) The 40-Year-Old Virgin
10) Star Wars: Episode 3 [Sequel]
2010 (55%):
1) Inception
2) Despicable Me
3) Kick-Ass [Comic]
4) Alice in Wonderland [Remake, picture book]
5) Insidious
6) Easy A
7) Shutter Island
8) Black Swan
9) Toy Story 3 [Sequel]
10) Scott Pilgrim vs. the World [Comic]
2013 (70%)
1) Snowpiercer
2) Horns
3) The Hunger Games: Catching Fire [Sequel]
4) Frozen
5) Begin Again
6) Wolf of Wall Street
7) The Conjuring
8) Fast & Furious 6 [Sequel... 6 of these dumbass movies?]
9) The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug [Sequel]
10) Nymphomaniac: Vol 1
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