Forum game: Never ending program (for geeks)

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Hello, as we all know, in most forums there is the never ending story game where every user enter a sentence and another user completes it with another sentence making a silly never ending story similar as this :
http://ouyaboards.com/lounge/374-forum-game-neverending-story.html
but since programmers are 'geeks' and different from other humans, they have a never ending program xD.
every one should only write one syntax , can be more if he is using curly brackets or when using control structures.
I will start.

#include <geeksstream> 

full code so far(_{only written in this post})

#include <geeksstream>
using geek::println;
int main()
{

[Dy7SLyTq]

using geek::println;

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int main()
{

[Dy7SLyTq]

println "Hello, geeks!" & end;

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char geek_gender; geek::scanout geek_gender;

[Dy7SLyTq]

wait does the program have to make sense?

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nope
see how is there story in the lounge
http://ouyaboards.com/lounge/374-forum-game-neverending-story.html
it makes no sense, and it is unimaginable.

[Manga]

if(geek_gender == 'g') {
  cout << "Geek alert!" << endl;
}

[Dy7SLyTq]

LOLCodeCall("HAI 1.3
             CAN HAS STDIO?
             I HAS A vAR
             VISIBLE \"GIMME! \"
             GIMME VAR
             KTHXBYE");

[N36fSL3A]

How is a string on multiple lines?

[Dy7SLyTq]

its allowed.

[abhishekm71]

int number_of_posts; geek::scanout number_of_posts;

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if(number_of_posts < 50)
     geek::println("Go away noob @%##~^##");      //only kidding seems groupof8 took it quite seriously
else if(number_of_post > 5k)
    geek::println("Hell0 1337 geek");

[Group of Eight]

if(forumname == 'amhndu')
       amhndu.leave();
else
       geek::cout<<"Hello guys!";

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string shape_of_body;
geek::getline(printin,shap_of_body);

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switch(shape_of_body)
{
     case "slim":
     case "thin":
        printin("stop lying you fat geek who always stares that black screen and eats like a monster");//many possible exceptions like me :)
 

[EwCjE3v7]

Are we allowed to write any code.?

[MrHutch]

geek *spoilsport = NULL;
std::cout << "I am a " << *spoilsport << std::endl;

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Even better

//return 1;
//uncomment the above to see magic. 

[LB]

We don't need the forum database filling up with nonsense.