May 25, 2013 at 3:33pm UTC
Yes. But never cigarettes. Cigarettes kill.
May 26, 2013 at 3:21am UTC
I don't play with action figures. Seems like you're against sexual activity with minors. You sicken me.
May 26, 2013 at 4:31am UTC
You're 12
$1,000,000 says you've never been with a girl, which is good anyways because you're 12.
May 26, 2013 at 4:33am UTC
You owe me 1 million.
Lol jk but I know plenty of my friends who have.
I don't think I'll want to until I'm 16 or older.
How did this start on asking what an object was to parma ham to getting laid anyway?
Last edited on May 26, 2013 at 4:36am UTC by Fredbill30
May 26, 2013 at 6:52am UTC
No you misunderstood, $1,000,000 owes fredbill money. Fredbill was just reminding $1,000,000.
May 26, 2013 at 7:12am UTC
See, Lachlan gets it.
I swear you are the only person who gets my sarcasm. Do I seriously have to put sarcastic tags on every sarcastic sentance?
May 26, 2013 at 9:56am UTC
It's only sarcasm if people can tell it is. You can't just arbitrarily write something and say it's sarcastic. Because that totally works. Making it obvious is for losers.
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May 26, 2013 at 11:48am UTC
Yeah I didn't know it was sarcasm until you wrote Lol jk. So yes, sarcasm tags or post fixing with "not serious" would help. Or you could try and be less sarcastic.
May 26, 2013 at 4:30pm UTC
Its like a drug addiction. I want to but I cannot. Sarcastic rehab?
May 26, 2013 at 6:19pm UTC
I suppose you could use sarcasm responsibly so that people would know what you mean, for example rather than say;
"I would love to do your homework for you"
you could say;
"I would love to do your homework for the same reason i love sticking needles in my eyes"
May 26, 2013 at 10:12pm UTC
Good grief.
In any case, sarcasm only really works when you say it the correct way:
"I would love to do your homework for you, except I have a date tonight, see... "
or
"I would love to do your homework. Oh, wait, no I wouldn't. "
May 27, 2013 at 1:17am UTC
But in that way it just makes the jokes... well... terrible. I mean they make my normal jokes seem like the best jokes in the world.
May 27, 2013 at 2:18am UTC
Sarcasm relies largely on annunciation, which doesn't exist when communicating using pure text. That's why you have to be explicit about it, or don't do it at all.
May 27, 2013 at 2:38am UTC
Yes but in the way I use the words you should be able to make out what's sarcastic.
May 27, 2013 at 3:21am UTC
Yes, because so far that's worked out very well for you. My examples clearly don't demonstrate proper use of sarcasm.
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May 27, 2013 at 6:27am UTC
LB, you have a point.
cire it wasn't sarcasm.
May 27, 2013 at 8:47am UTC
best thread ever
Last edited on May 27, 2013 at 1:59pm UTC