Why do we bash on young programmers

[ne555]

Dude! Boars are only worth two experience points a piece.
Do you know how many we would have to kill to get up 30 levels?

[MiiNiPaa]

Yes. 65,340,285, which should take us 7 weeks, 5 days, 13 hours and 20 minutes, giving ourselves 3 hours a night to sleep.

(Actually they would stop giving experience after you overlevel it by 10 levels)

[greenleaf800073]

What game?

[BHX]

Don't have a clue, I don't recall Final Fantasy XI having boars in it.

He is either talking about WoW or for some reason quoting South Park: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0850173/quotes

[MiiNiPaa]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Dude!+Boars+are+only+worth+two+experience+points+a+piece.+

[a k n]

I know lots of ways to make a server... uh... stop functioning... at all.

SpillDrinkOnServer();
KnockServerOver();
HitServerWithHammer();
PourGasOnServer();
LightServerOnFire();
exit(veryFast);

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@James and all the other beginners and "Script Kiddies"

The problem is that you are asking the wrong questions and the right questions the wrong way,for example james could have just googled "a.out" , "linux executable" and came up with answers himself,but he was maybe too lazy to do that , these type of actions cause them being called a "Script Kiddies" , "luser".

Ask smart questions:
http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

[N36fSL3A]

Where are the function definitions? I don't think that'll compile.

[ModShop]

In #include <h4ck3rz.h>

[LB]

@ModShop <h4ck3rz.h> is deprecated, the latest H++ standard uses <h4ck3rz>

@thread: Do we need to discuss this topic any further? Derailing every topic in the forum recently is getting annoying.

[BHX]

Yeah this thread has derailed and is now about 300 km away from where it started. Damn script kiddies keep derailing it ;).

[ne555]

You shouldn't put function definitions in a header

[greenleaf800073]

The English Language

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What on earth does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.

cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh


*Eye Laugh*

[LB]

ne555 wrote:

You shouldn't put function definitions in a header

STL? An nobody said that those functions were defined in that header, just declared.

[N36fSL3A]

Why the hell are people reporting all my posts.

[Catfish4]

Because they are stupid? Go ambiguity go!

[BHX]

@Fredbill30
It's called trolling and unfortunately it happens here a lot. You just have to get used to it otherwise you will be distracted by it.

[ne555]

> An nobody said that those functions were defined in that header,
Fredbill30: Where are the function definitions?
ModShop: In #include <h4ck3rz.h>


You shouldn't put non-template non-inline (¿non-static?) function definitions in a header

[N36fSL3A]

It's most likely a in-house scripting language. Can I see your source code?

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