Or maybe you people should stop with that nonsense.
Edible programming contest
Goal: Participants will try to produce the most delicious program.
The judge will be my cat, and the judging procedure will involve a printout of each entry being fed to her. The program she enjoys the most will be the winner. The prize is four (4) internets for the first place, and an increasing negative power of two of that for the second and third places.
Entries containing one or more dots (.) be that as character or string literals, operators, part of a preprocessor directive, or anywhere else, will be disqualified.