Anti Malware

[Galaxy7games]

I have made an Anti Malware bluff. It doesn't do anything, but I bet I could fool my friends into thinking it works. For some reason it skips to the end of the program where the termination countdown is. I don't know why. Here is my code and thanks for any help:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
#include <chrono>      //makes sleep command possible
#include <thread>      //makes sleep command possible


int a = 8;
int b = 3;
int c = 5;
int d = 0;
int e = 6;
int f = 5;

int happy = 1;
int sad = 10000;
int derp;

int main()
{
	goto YAY;
	system ("color 2");
	cout << "This is a program I made that goes through your computer and will find any malware software or tracking cookies"<<endl;
	cout << "and will tell you the file name of the walware. This program does not perform any action on your computer. Hit enter to begin."<<endl;
	cin.get();
	system("CLS");
	  
	  
	  PointA:
	   cout << rand() % 10;
	     happy = happy + 1;

		 while (happy < sad)
		 {  goto PointA; }
	
		 system("CLS");
		 cout << a;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  system("CLS");

	  happy = 1;
	 
      PointB:
	    cout << rand() % 10;
	      happy = happy + 1;


	  if (happy < sad)
	  { goto PointB; }

	  system("CLS");
	  cout << a;
	  cout << b;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  system("CLS");


	  happy = 1;
	 
      PointC:
	    cout << rand() % 10;
	      happy = happy + 1;


	  if (happy < sad)
	  { goto PointC; }

	  system("CLS");
	  cout << a;
	  cout << b;
	  cout << c;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  system("CLS");


	  happy = 1;
	 
      PointD:
	    cout << rand() % 10;
	      happy = happy + 1;


	  if (happy < sad)
	  { goto PointD; }

	  system("CLS");
	  cout << a;
	  cout << b;
	  cout << c;
	  cout << d;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  system("CLS");



	  happy = 1;
	 
      PointE:
	    cout << rand() % 10;
	      happy = happy + 1;


	  if (happy < sad)
	  { goto PointE; }

	  system("CLS");
	  cout << a;
	  cout << b;
	  cout << c;
	  cout << d;
	  cout << e;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  system("CLS");



	  happy = 1;
	 
      PointF:
	    cout << rand() % 10;
	      happy = happy + 1;


	  if (happy < sad)
	  { goto PointF; }

	  system("CLS");
	  cout << a;
	  cout << b;
	  cout << c;
	  cout << d;
	  cout << e;
	  cout << f;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(3000)) ;

	  system("CLS");
	  system("color 0");

	  YAY:
	  derp == rand() % 10;
	  if ((derp == 1) || (derp == 2))
	  {  cout << "Over 100,000 files searched. No malware detected. 2 tracking cookies found and removed: Low danger. You are welcome!"<<endl;  
	  cin.get();  }

	  if ((derp == 3) || (derp == 4))
	  { cout << "Over 105,000 files searched. One trojan detected! Removing..."<<endl;  
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(3000)) ;
	  system("CLS");
	  cout << "Trojan removed! In the future be more careful when visiting odd web sites or clicking on ads. All threats have been removed. Have a good day!"<<endl; 
	  cin.get(); }

	  if ((derp == 5) || (derp == 6))
	  { cout << "Over 110,000 files searched. No malware detected. 1 tracking cookies found and removed: Low Danger. You are welcome!"<<endl;  
	  cin.get();
	  system("CLS"); }

	  if ((derp == 7) || (derp == 8))
	  { cout << "Over 110,00 files searched. 17 tracking cookies found and removed: Threats are removed. You are welcome!"<<endl;
	  cin.get();
	  system("CLS"); }

	  //this is the end of the program and it terminates with a timer


	  cout << "The program will now terminate in..."<<endl;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(2000)) ;


	  cout << "5"<<endl;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  cout << "4"<<endl;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  cout << "3"<<endl;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  cout << "2"<<endl;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  cout << "1"<<endl;
	  std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)) ;
	  cout << "0"<<endl;



	return 0;

}