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[sabrina23]

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[webJose]

We don't other people's homework. If you are so lazy that you can't even start this project, simply abandon your C++ course and study something else.

[Disch]

Hi ppl. Plz can url help me wid dis. Its due 2nyt

That's about where I stopped reading.

[Catfish]

Uh.....
(sabrina23 (0) webJose (27) + Disch (6) + Catfish (1) ) / 4 = 8.5

[Disch]

I think Catfish just won this thread.

[Catfish]

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[Disch]

OH MY GOD THERE'S A LIT STICK OF DYNAMITE IN THAT COW'S MOUTH!!!

edit: AND THE OTHER ONE IS TRIPPING ON ACID!!!

[ResidentBiscuit]

This thread just made my minute

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