the right compiler

[helios]

I leave for an hour and this is what happens?

If you're going to post silliness at least make it interesting silliness.

[chrisname]

:l

SORRY.

[elvenspike]

it is interesting silliness, just not well coded :) we plan on destroying every lego mindstorm running custom firmware in the world by contributing to their sources >:D
{EDIT} Chris, we should make your KFOS except just make the command line in a C++ app. KFCMD! :P

[chrisname]

Lol... maybe we can make it scream "I'M WATCHING GAY PORN!" every twenty minutes...

[elvenspike]

lol the custom firmware or the KFCMD? :P anyway, im bored. can't think of something to do in C++ :\

[chrisname]

I'm writing the coca cola source code. Here's what I have so far:

// Coca-Cola source code
/*
 * Copyright: Coca-Cola Corporation
 * Date: 1896
 *
 * Main.cpp - defines the entry point of the coca cola bottle.
 ****/

#include <stolen/pepsi_ingredients.h>

#include <water.h>
#include <sugar.h>
#include <colourants.h>
#include <phosphoric_acid.h>
#include <natural_flavourings.h>
#include <caffeine.h>

int main(int ingc, char* ingv[]) { // Ingredient count, ingredient vector
}

Or we could do the powerpuff girls source code:

#include <sugar.h>
#include <spice.h>
#include <everything_nice.h>
#include "X.hpp" 

[elvenspike]

haha seriously, how do you come up with this stuff? :P you've actually gotta finish one of these though. although, i just had an idea for a security-level authentication thing, but i need an idea for it to go with.

[chrisname]

I think I'm insane.

[elvenspike]

good, use your insanity, and give me some ideas. :)

[chrisname]

// Coca-Cola source code
/*
 * Copyright: Coca-Cola Corporation
 * Date: 1896
 *
 * Main.cpp - defines the entry point of the coca cola bottle.
 ****/

#include <stolen/pepsi_ingredients.h>

#include <water.h>
#include <sugar.h>
#include <colourants.h>
#include <phosphoric_acid.h>
#include <natural_flavourings.h>
#include <caffeine.h>

class coke {
    public:
        friend pepsi;
        std::cokestream bottle;
        coke() {
            bottle.open(lid, drink::out, drink::backwash::in);
            if (drinker::curDrinker.has_finished_bottle()) {
                bottle.close();
            } else {
                exit(EXIT_SUCCESS);
            }
        }

        ~coke() {
            if (bottle.eof()) {
                drinker::cout << "Aahh";
                refresh();
            }
        }

        void addToMixture(...);
        void stealIngredients(company);
        void monopolize(market); // This function has not been written yet.
};

class pepsi {
    frenemy coke;
    public:
        bool taste_nice;
        pepsi() {
            taste_nice = false;
            tase_betterThanCoke = true;
            if (coke.stealIngredients(*pepsi_cola)) {
                taste_betterThanCoke = false;
                coke.taste_nice = true;
            }
        }
} *pepsi_cola;

void coke::stealIngredients(company toStealFrom) {
    pretendTo::mergeWith(toStealFrom);
    really::StealFrom(toStealFrom);
}

void coke::addToMixture(...) {
    va_list ingredient;
    mixture += ingredient;
}

int main(int ingc, char* ingv[]) { // Ingredient count, ingredient vector
    for (int i = 0; i < argc; ++i) {
        coke Ingredients;
        coke.addToMixture(ingv[i]);
    }
}

[elvenspike]

does that actually compile???

[chrisname]

No.

I'd have to create stolen/pepsi_ingredients.h, water.h, sugar.h, colourants.h, phosphoric_acid.h, natural_flavourings.h and caffeine.h. Plus I referenced a bunch of variables and functions that I haven't even defined or declared...

I'm not making namespace cokestream either.


Also there's no keyword "frenemy".

[elvenspike]

lol do you plan on making those headers though? you should actually make it work, its funnier that way. :P

[chrisname]

No way! That'd take ages!

[elvenspike]

not really. just define a single class in each header and that's it. it'd work and wouldn't take too long.

[chrisname]

You do it then.

[elvenspike]

well all you've gotta do is... hey look, its a free Ferrari Enzo outside my house! -dives out window-

[chrisname]

Lol, Ferrari's suck.

You want a British car. We used to own the whole world. Buy shit from us.

What are you talking about, recession? Take another ten years to recover? Shut up.

[elvenspike]

but then my driver's seat would be on the right side of my car. come to think of it, that'd be kinda cool in America. is that legal? o.o I don't see why it wouldn't be... but still.

[chrisname]

I think so... you can the opposite here.

By the way
IT'S ILLOGICAL TO DRIVE ON THE RIGHT! STATISTICS SHOW THAT MOST PEOPLE WILL PULL TO THE LEFT WHEN THEY ARE IN TROUBLE (and if my actions in Grand Theft Auto are reliable indicators, it's true) AND IN AMERICA THEY WILL PULL INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC, WHEREAS IN BRITAIN THEY WILL FALL OFF A CLIFF, THUS ONLY KILLING THEMSELVES.