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#include <iostream>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>
using namespace std;
void emergency(string word);
int main()
{
//Prologue
cout<<"Somebody To Talk To"<<endl;
cout<<"Welcome to S.T.T.T."<<endl;
cout<<"Instructions: Give simple answers. When computer says: Let's change the subject (or something relating to) that means to bring something else up, a.l.a., football, baseball, computers, whatever you want! (just don't capitalize"<<endl<<endl;
system("PAUSE");
system("cls");
//Generates random seed
srand(time(NULL));
//Variables/Strings
string input, output;
int num;
//Begin...
printf("Hello. How are you? \\\n");
cin>>input;
//If in a good mood:
if(input == "good", "great", "awesome", "cool")
{
srand(time(NULL));
num = rand() % 5 + 1;
cout<<"Oh, really? What is going on in your life that is so good?"<<endl;
cin>>input;
switch(num)
{
case 1:
output = "Sounds Great! I love when that happens to me! So, let's change the subject...";
break;
case 2:
output = "That happened to me last week! Let's change the subject...";
break;
case 3:
output = "Oh. Well that is lucky of you. Let's talk about something else...";
break;
case 4:
output = "Awesome... i don't really care. Let's switch topics...";
break;
case 5:
output = "Cool. That's... great... Let's move on to something else...";
}
cout<<output<<endl;
cin>>input;
if(input == "football")
{
srand(time(NULL));
int num = rand() % 5 + 1;
switch(num)
{
case 1:
{
output = "Football? My programmer used to play that... What do you wanna talk about, football related? College? NFL? Your team?";
}
break;
case 2:
{
output = "I always wanted to play football, I don't have legs though... What about football do you want to talk about? College? NFL? Your team?";
}
break;
case 3:
{
output = "Football is stupid. But, if you truly want to talk about it... Go ahead. College? NFL? Your team?";
}
break;
case 4:
{
output = "Football? I HATE FOOTBALL!!!!!!! LET'S CHANGE THIS SUBJECT!!!!!!!";
system("PAUSE");
system("cls");
}
break;
case 5:
{
output = "Oh. Football. I had bad mememories of that. What about football do you want to talk about? College? NFL? Your team?";
}
break;
}
cout<<output<<endl;
cin>>input;
if(input == "college")
{
srand(time(NULL));
int num = rand() % 3 + 1;
switch(num)
{
case 1:
{
output = "I don't like college football that much... Let's talk about something else football related.";
}
break;
case 2:
{
output = "College? What about college? Did he call me stupid? Let's move on to something else football related...";
}
break;
case 3:
{
output = "FUCK YOU!";
system("PAUSE");
system("cls");
}
break;
}
cout<<output<<endl;
cin>>input;
}
}
}
//If in a neutral mood:
else if(input == "eh", "decent", "okay", "been better")
{
cout<<"What happened?"<<endl;
}
//If in a bad/ sad mood:
else if(input == "bad", "terrible", "awful", "sad", "destroyed")
{
cout<<"Awwww, what has happened to you?"<<endl;
cin>>input;
}
//EMERGENCY!!!!!!
else
emergency(output);
}
void emergency(string output)
{
srand(time(NULL));
int wordInt = rand() % 10 + 1;
switch(wordInt)
{
case 1:
{
output = "Ohh...";
}
break;
case 2:
{
output = "...";
}
break;
case 3:
{
output = "Sorry, didn't get that.";
}
break;
case 4:
{
output = "I don't like this topic. Let's move on to something else.";
}
break;
case 5:
{
output = "Ehhh, why did you say that...";
}
case 6:
{
output = "Damn. Sorry bout that. My hearing is REALLY bad. Why don't we just talk about something else";
}
break;
case 7:
{
output = "What is that supposed to mean? You know what? Screw this conversation.";
system("cls");
main();
}
break;
case 8:
{
output = "Uhh... I find that offensive. Change the subject.";
}
break;
case 9:
{
output = "?";
}
case 10:
{
output = "YOU say that to ME?!? You can consider this conversation OVER!";
}
break;
}
}
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