This is somehow even funnier then printing out gross stuff. Sigma and delta in the same equation ... looks like chemistry ... *shudders*. I like how he supposedly did something origional instead of cat facts or the like. I miss wardriving.
I wonder if this guy took an existing paper (or pieces from several different papers) and just replaced all of the words with "chicken", or if the whole thing is his original work.
My favorite part is the one where it's talking about the 95% chicken.