Sounds like you're projecting, I'm sorry to hear about your mom.
Your mom is so fat, even after years of datamining her ass I still haven't found the source.
Oh yea? Well your mom is so fat, that I created a program to calculate her surface area and the 3ms it took to run is longer than she's ever been without food in her mouth.
Well, I was talking to OP, but sure, what the hell.
Your mom is so fat, the people at LIGO have to account for when she shifts in her chair.
I know ;)
Your mother is so fat, for her to leave the Earth's atmosphere would require two trips.
Shut up bro, your mom built like a snorlax on crack.
At least my mother wouldn't eat a dog because it thought it was a burger.
Bro yo mom lookin like a hot air balloon bro
Your mom didn't even give birth to you, she just had liposuction and they found you in the fray.
Yo mama is so fat when I started running a program to calculate the size of her caboose, it crashed after a week due to memory limitations.