Bad/Dad jokes

[salem c]

Post your 1-liner's.

Circular linked lists are making a comeback.

[seeplus]

Where have they been? I hadn't realised they'd gone missing. Are they coming out of quarantine following isolation?

[George P]

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

[George P]

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

[salem c]

I'm thinking of a career change, I could really see myself working as a mirror inspector.

[zapshe]

I found out why my back hurts, I've been carrying the family's financial situation (a dad joke told in a heated argument that leads to divorce).

[Grime]

Y'all programmers code really develop a mega back ache with that hard-coded posture.

[jonnin]

students keep coming here for help, I guess we could show them some pointers.

[mbozzi]

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.